Friday, September 14, 2012
How to save some money
Greetings friends. I was a bit disturbed at situations, well one in particular. Woke up got myself and daughter (who I may refer to as "people" from time to time). Walked to school and observed many natural wonders ....the condensations of our breath as we exhaled, the awesome dew that illuminated the grass and spiderwebs. I explained to my young saiyan that spiders sometimes do heavy traveling at night. Hence in the morning our pathways are criss-crossed with abandoned webs. We arrived at her school without incident. Friends here me now... It was the walk home that set my ass off. While walking home a female jumped out of a car- Dodge Journey,maroon in color, 4-door--see my senses are high when I travel outside on foot. Well this idiot leaps out and bounds across the terrace towards me. At this point I draw back my cane "Louisville" style yo and prepared for whatever. Turns out It was just a Jehovah Witness, her bad I guess. So I explained to this pinhead that I could care less what you are trying to sell or explain to me~~NEVER jump out on nobody It can save you some serious hard earned $$$$ on your hospital bill or whatever. And I proceeded on my way. Luckily for her when I took my stance she retreated. So i am back and the cave writing this to you stay thirsty my friends, and alert most of all aware....................... Ka-May-Ah-May-Ah.................
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Oh, girrrrl!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what it is about Jehovah's Witnesses that set me off.
When we lived in Las Vegas, we had 2 huge dogs that each weighed over 100 lbs each (in addition to being over 6 feet tall when on their hind legs) and while fairly easy going, they go crazy and bark like mad when someone is at the front door. They normally bark and then sit, waiting for me to open the door and they wait until they are told they can greet. There is a purpose to that little bit of background, I promise!
One morning, the doorbell rang and they did their thing. I opened the door and the moment I saw that Watchtower stuff, I promptly said to the main woman of the three that were there, "Sorry, we're Catholic." and started to shut the door.
This is where it got SKETCHY.
B*tch put her foot in the door. At this point I literally yelled, "WTF?!"
That's it, dogs went nuts because they knew something was wrong.
I was yelling, "GET YOUR F***ING FOOT OUT OF MY DOOR." and she didn't.
There I was, trying to control 2 dogs who obviously sensed something was very wrong and frankly, I knew that when it comes to protecting, they will and have done so (they jumped our 7 foot high fence and chased an intruder for 2 miles before the fool ended up at a gas station all freaked out and the police that happened to be there almost shot my dogs - whole other story).
I stuck my hand out the door and blindly gave the woman an open handed smack right on her face, which got her foot out the door right quick.
What did I learn?
Those Jehovah's Witnesses are a crazy, stupid ass bunch...and I should've unleashed my dogs on them.
Indeed! see it's that fucked up approach. That's the entry into my space which can DEF get you fucked up. Good DOG he's a keeper. That dog does still hunt. Thanks for commenting.I follow you as aaminahs mom. This is a school assignment (I am a IT student) and you guys-meaning bloggers inspire the hell out of me. So occasionally I will post polish,and other musings. I think I have already earned my A with 1 commenter!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere's an interesting parallel between the info you shared with your daughter about the webs and the JW jumping out at you. Are these people blinded by their Jehovah's brightness???? They need to pray for more common sense than to intrude on folks!!!
ReplyDeleteGood thought Kim. So driven whatever the religon I believe is lead by example. They often seem to forget individual "personal Space"...just saying. Thanks for commenting
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